We didn't have any tears leftExcept, when you do that, they start whispering about you: "Those
girls are as cold as ice' So then, we're never going to cry, that's just
how the two of us areI know we could have faked it, but we would
never do anything like thatThe bastards! The more they wanted to
see us cry, the more determined we were not to give them the
satisfactionMy sister and I are totally different types, but when it
comes to something like that, we're in absolute sync
Midori's bracelets jangled on her arm as she waved to the waiter and
ordered another Tom Collins and a small bowl of pistachios"So then, after the funeral ended and everybody went home, the two of
us drank sake till the sun went downPolished off one of those
chanel white bag huge
half-gallon bottles, and half of another one, and the whole time we
were dumping on everybody -
this one's an idiot, that one's a shithead, one guy looks like a mangy
dog, another one's a pig, so-and-so's a hypocrite, that one's a crookYou have no idea how great it felt!"
"I can imagine
"We got pissed and went to bed - both of us out coldWe slept for
hours, and if the phone rang or something, we just let it goFinally, after we woke up, we ordered sushi and talked
about what to doWe decided to close the shop for a while and enjoy
ourselvesWe'd been killing ourselves for months and we deserved a
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breakMy sister just wanted to hang around with her boyfriend for a
while, and I decided I'd take mine on a trip for a couple of days and
fuck like
bolsas prada crazy Midori clamped her mouth shut and rubbed her ears
"That's OK," I said
"Yeah, I've always liked that placeThe temples, the deer park
"And did you fuck like crazy?"
"No, not at all, not even once," she said with a sigh"The second we
walked into the hotel room and dumped our bags, my period started
I couldn't help laughing"Hey, it's not funnyI was a week early! I couldn't stop crying when
that happenedI think all the stress threw me offMy boyfriend got
sooo angry! He's like that: he gets angry straight awayIt wasn't my
fault, thoughIt's not like I wanted to get my periodAnd, well, mine
are kind of on the heavy side anywayThe first day or two, I don't
want to do anythingMake sure you keep away from me then
"I'd like to, but how can I
dolce purse tell?" I asked"OK, I'll wear a hat for a couple of days after my period startsThat should work," she said with a laugh "If you see me on the
street and I'm wearing a red hat, don't talk to me, just run awayI wish all girls would do that," I said"So anyway what did
you do in Nara?"
"What else could we do? We fed the deer and walked all over the
placeIt was just awful! We had a big fight and I haven't seen him
since we got backI hung around for a couple of days and decided to
take a nice trip all by myselfI stayed with a
friend in Hirosaki for the first two nights, and then I started travelling
around - Shimokita, Tappi, places like thatI once wrote
a map brochure for the areaEver been there?"
"Never
"So anyway," said Midori, sipping her Tom
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open a pistachio, "the whole time I was travelling by myself, I was
thinking of youI was thinking how nice it would be if I could have
you with me
"How come?"
"How come?!" Midori looked at me with eyes focused on nothingness"What do you mean "How come?'?!"
"Just thatHow come you were thinking of me?"
"Maybe because I like you, that's how come! Why else would I be
thinking of you? Who would ever think they wanted to be with
somebody they didn't like?"
"But you've got a boyfriend," I said"You don't have to think about
me I took a slow sip of my whisky and soda"Meaning I'm not
allowed to think about you if I've got a boyfriend?"
"No, that's not it, I just - "
"Now get this straight, Watanabe," said Midori, pointing
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